Sunday, September 25, 2011

I fucking hate people!

Especially when they get on my nerves. Which they tend to do a lot. Some days I could just walk around and shoot people!

Last Saturday was one of those days: As I walked to university at a totally inhuman time in a half-awake state, I had to have the bad luck to get to know the janitor. I walked to the back door of the building, pulled the door and nothing happened. It was locked. So I thought "I will just go to the front door and wait for my mentor to arrive. He surely has a key." Walked away, being in total peace with myself and the world. This was when the janitor had to show me all the wisdom he had avaible atm. "The door is locked. It won't open without a key!" You don't say. Isn't this how doors are supposed to work anyway?
Fuck! Just leave me alone! Peaceful mood ruined by stupid janitor! Great.

Last Sunday actually was also one of those: I was in the cinema watching Harry Potter. Yes, I know, it's been out for some time, but I never had the chance to watch it before. Too much to do, too much...well, let's be honest: I missed the last Twilight and Narnia movies with exactly this attitude. Anyway, this one I didn't miss. So I was there and since the movie is kinda dark, it had all these important silent, thrilling moments, in which you're supposed to shiver and fear for Harry, Hermione or whoever you like the most. BUT it was not possible. There were three chicks, who just had to giggle (loudly) in all of those moments! No thrill whatsoever! Since I feel kinda robbed of my money for the ticket, if I cannot enjoy the movie, I wanted to tell them to keep their traps shut. But I concluded this would lead to a fight, so I didn't. I hissed at them. Probably also audible for everybody else. Oh well, the chicks stopped being so damn loud. After they giggled, because they got hissed at. Good Lord!

I wished there would be some kind of punishment for stupid, disturbing behaviour. Something drastic, so it would scare people into better ways.
Like this: People, who make these disgusting fatty blotches on the windows in public busses or trams, shall be dismembered. People, who take the longest time to pay in a shop, because they fiddle with their purse, shall pay with their blood instead. People, who walk annoyingly slow in pedestrian zones, shall be banned from them forever. Okay, this one wasn't so harsh.

They also shall be glad, I'm able to vent it all off instead of making my ideas come true.

Peaceful mood restored.

5 comments:

  1. "because they fiddle with their purse, shall pay with their blood instead"

    I fully support this. Men can be major fucktards...now they have man purses for fucks sake. Just give em' some lipstick and be done with it..

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  2. @Chris
    Thank you for your support!
    And thanks for using my favorite word on my blog. Yay!

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  3. Funny that you mention not being on good terms with the custodial crew...I've found them to be the most reliable people and make it a point to be on good terms with them.

    Glad peace was restored 'cause that would a been a lot of work for the janitors and if you're in a hurry to get a mess cleaned up...uh, never mind.

    (Just stopped by via Badboy's sidebar...was kind of curious...that's all)

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  4. It's good to vent...But remember this - janitors aren't hired for their social skills or their intelligent conversation. They are hired to clean up messes other people won't touch...

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  5. @Will
    I was on good terms with them. Like saying my greetings properly when walking in and out. It's probably not supposed to be more.

    @Louise
    That might be part of the problem.
    But what I will remember is to use the front door from the start next time.

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